Lindsay:Oh my god, yesterday a co-worker yelled out "jenni do you want to be a PBO" "PBO" "PBO" it was a total turrets situation.
Erin:Oh my god, he is so weird.
Lindsay:Jenni was like "what are you talking about" and he just kept saying PBO PBO over and over again never actually explaining himself.
Erin:Man i miss all the fun!
Erin:If you could have any superpower what would it be?
Lindsay:Teleportation, just think about how much time I could save.
Erin:I would choose mind control.
Lindsay:Man if i could teleport i could teleport myself ANYWHERE, just think about it if you could fly someone would see you and if you were invisible you couldn't fly but if you teleport you could just teleport yourself to Fiji for lunch and suntan for an hour. (she rambled alot about teleportation here, she feels very strongly about her super power, i think that is why we get along so well because i feel that strongly about mind control)
Erin:I am totally gonna blog this conversation
Lindsay:Do you want to go swim suit shopping at lunch?
Erin:Totally
Lindsay:Everyone kept saying yesterday how quiet it was yesterday without you. We got so much work done.
Erin:Well don't worry i am back now...let the slacking commence. (just kidding, we work really hard)
1 comment:
I have always maintained that the ability to control time is the best superpower.
Teleportation is nice but you still can't be in two places at once. You could, effectively, teleport places with the ability to control time (pause time, go to place) but you would have to endure the actual travel time.
Pause, rewind, skip forward. It's beautiful. You could just win the lottery once and not have to worry about working anymore. You could spend your life helping people, and peeing on people you don't like while they're walking down the street.
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