Crazy go train people

So i have another great go train story. For all of you who haven't ever been on the go train before all the seats are set up in groups of four like this:
1 2
3 4
I was sitting in #3, the rest were empty. now a lady comes along puts all her bags on seat 2 and then she sits directly across from me in seat number 1, now normal go train etiquette is sit as far away from on another as possible, think men's urinal rules...only sit beside some one if you have no other choice. So then this lady i am gonna call her crazy...so then crazy does the weirdest thing she twists herself so forward on the seat she is practically not even sitting on the seat she is in the space between her seat and my seat. I mean crazy was practically sitting on my lap the entire train ride home. It was completely odd. Now normally this is when a normal person would say something to her....but as a general rule of mine, i try to interact as little as possible with 'people' so i had no choice but to ignore her. and suffer in silence.

But it was just so crazy i had to share.